21 January 2011

Story of a barber.

I do not often post jokes but this one is so good I had to share it. HT to friend Bob.
FWIW
jimB

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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open
his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community service this week.'
The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber
went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting
for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.'
The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when
the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up
waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON.

1 comment:

Christal said...

Wow, no wonder their both full of crap!

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