A tough old Navy Chief counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died. He left behind
- 14 children, 30 grandchildren,
- 45 great-grandchildren,
- 25 great-great-grandchildren,
- wait for it,
- ready?
- and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Sorta brings a tear to you eye, don't it?
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